Cestou z kostola. Dvaja asi 8-roční chlapci sa tlačia von z dverí. Prvý hneď začína rozhovor: "Vieš, v akej úžasnej reštaurácii sme boli minule.. (malá odmlka na zvýšenie napätia) .. sa vycikať?"
Slováci :)
nedeľa 18. januára 2009
štvrtok 25. decembra 2008
Question of the day?
I wonder what is the average time between 2 messages for the person, which are you interesting in?
pondelok 22. decembra 2008
Dopravný podnik na večné časy a nikdy inak..
Nastúpili sme do autobusu a zavreli sa za nami dvere. Niekto zazvonil. Autobus zastal. Otvoril dvere, nikto sa však ani nepohol. Vodič začal: "Prečo zvoníte?! Kto z vás mi to vysvetli!!!"
Rozpačité ticho. Zavrel dvere a pohli sme sa. Niekto zazvonil. Vodič sa dostaval do nálady: "Ja sa vám tu môžem na to (censured). Načo zvoníš ty (censured)? Všetci vystúpte, mám poruchu!"
Nikto sa ani nepohol, nebrali ho vážne. Zavrel dvere a pohol sa. Prešiel dva metre mimo zastávku a otvoril dvere: "Mám poruchu! Vystúpte! Všetci von!"
Všetci vystúpili. Hneď za ním šiel rovnaký autobus. Tým, čo predtým sedeli, sa ušli už len miesta na státie.
Niektorá ďalšia zastávka bola tá moja. Pred nami šiel celý čas ten "pokazený" autobus. Ľudia na zastávke vraveli: "Už si to videl niekedy, aby šli za sebou dva rovnaké autobusy?"
Rozpačité ticho. Zavrel dvere a pohli sme sa. Niekto zazvonil. Vodič sa dostaval do nálady: "Ja sa vám tu môžem na to (censured). Načo zvoníš ty (censured)? Všetci vystúpte, mám poruchu!"
Nikto sa ani nepohol, nebrali ho vážne. Zavrel dvere a pohol sa. Prešiel dva metre mimo zastávku a otvoril dvere: "Mám poruchu! Vystúpte! Všetci von!"
Všetci vystúpili. Hneď za ním šiel rovnaký autobus. Tým, čo predtým sedeli, sa ušli už len miesta na státie.
Niektorá ďalšia zastávka bola tá moja. Pred nami šiel celý čas ten "pokazený" autobus. Ľudia na zastávke vraveli: "Už si to videl niekedy, aby šli za sebou dva rovnaké autobusy?"
Declaration
How to solve this: Are you my Christmas present or just another give-me-more? I would share my experience of life with you, if you want to. Can you help me to find out who am I? How to live?
Be gentleman and don´t seduce me. If you are interesting in body contact only, let me be, I am not your True Love.
Be gentleman and don´t seduce me. If you are interesting in body contact only, let me be, I am not your True Love.
streda 3. decembra 2008
Inspiring..
I came home and my mirror felt down on the floor, and it was not broken. Similar feeling like with the chestnuts in my hand. I had them in a paper bag with two departments :) one for hot chestnuts, the other for trash. When I hold the for a while, they made my hand hot.
Anyone going with me to the concert? Tickets are for free! Let me know! Or I will just ask someone.. random choice. I do not hesitate to ask when I don´t mind what the answer will be..
Tell me about your dreams and I will show you my imagination. Or rather vice versa?
Anyone going with me to the concert? Tickets are for free! Let me know! Or I will just ask someone.. random choice. I do not hesitate to ask when I don´t mind what the answer will be..
Tell me about your dreams and I will show you my imagination. Or rather vice versa?
nedeľa 2. novembra 2008
Offroad
I have discovered that the company I work for has an offroad-route!
We have really enjoyed it. You just go by car at different surfaces, hills, bottom of the river, road bumps, fallen woods and timbers, you drive completely in the water (they asked us to close the windows :) or a hill 45°, where you just stop to enjoy the beautiful view.. I am lloking forward to doing it again and again and again!
We have really enjoyed it. You just go by car at different surfaces, hills, bottom of the river, road bumps, fallen woods and timbers, you drive completely in the water (they asked us to close the windows :) or a hill 45°, where you just stop to enjoy the beautiful view.. I am lloking forward to doing it again and again and again!
Graduation Ceremony
My parents came this week around 6 in the morning to my room and asked: "Guess, what is new?"
I turned to the other side of my body and said: "I really don´t know!"
They laughed and said: "Your brother is having today his graduation ceremony."
They told me that they had asked him yesterday:
"Won´t you have around these days the grad ceremony?"
"I don´t know, I have to check it.", asnwered my brother. He is one of the human-oriented people, not time-oriented.
Two hours later, he became a message from his friend:
"Do you come tomorrow?"
"What, where, why?", he was surprised.
"Well, to the grad ceremony!"
"Is this tomorrow?"
He told us the news at eleven at night.
So we came. It was really a short one, because they left away all the boring stuff. The vice-dean of the uni just asked the vice-chancellor:
"Your magnificiency, please give us your agreement to issue the diploms."
"Your spectability, herewith I give you the agreement." And that was it.
Of course, all the graduates became their diplom. 30 people in 30 minutes. After that he has a small unconventional speach: "Dear graduates, I am very happy that you are now holder of a diplom of the oldest, the biggest and the best university (murmur in the audience). There are certain borders of knowlegde. We would be very happy, if you will come during your further studies to this border as close as possible. Don´t forget that this diplom gives many possibilities.."
Which I considered much better than the speech at my grad ceremony: "Besides that I would like to give you a list of study possibilites at our faculty in languages: english, german, french.. I am very pleased that I can provide you with all the statistics of graduates.. (yawn in the audience)"
Anyway, welcome to the world of people with diplom! The only difference I have noticed till yet, is that when people want something from you, which you don´t want to do, the use your title :)
I turned to the other side of my body and said: "I really don´t know!"
They laughed and said: "Your brother is having today his graduation ceremony."
They told me that they had asked him yesterday:
"Won´t you have around these days the grad ceremony?"
"I don´t know, I have to check it.", asnwered my brother. He is one of the human-oriented people, not time-oriented.
Two hours later, he became a message from his friend:
"Do you come tomorrow?"
"What, where, why?", he was surprised.
"Well, to the grad ceremony!"
"Is this tomorrow?"
He told us the news at eleven at night.
So we came. It was really a short one, because they left away all the boring stuff. The vice-dean of the uni just asked the vice-chancellor:
"Your magnificiency, please give us your agreement to issue the diploms."
"Your spectability, herewith I give you the agreement." And that was it.
Of course, all the graduates became their diplom. 30 people in 30 minutes. After that he has a small unconventional speach: "Dear graduates, I am very happy that you are now holder of a diplom of the oldest, the biggest and the best university (murmur in the audience). There are certain borders of knowlegde. We would be very happy, if you will come during your further studies to this border as close as possible. Don´t forget that this diplom gives many possibilities.."
Which I considered much better than the speech at my grad ceremony: "Besides that I would like to give you a list of study possibilites at our faculty in languages: english, german, french.. I am very pleased that I can provide you with all the statistics of graduates.. (yawn in the audience)"
Anyway, welcome to the world of people with diplom! The only difference I have noticed till yet, is that when people want something from you, which you don´t want to do, the use your title :)
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