Question of the day?

I wonder what is the average time between 2 messages for the person, which are you interesting in?

Dopravný podnik na večné časy a nikdy inak..

Nastúpili sme do autobusu a zavreli sa za nami dvere. Niekto zazvonil. Autobus zastal. Otvoril dvere, nikto sa však ani nepohol. Vodič začal: "Prečo zvoníte?! Kto z vás mi to vysvetli!!!"

Rozpačité ticho. Zavrel dvere a pohli sme sa. Niekto zazvonil. Vodič sa dostaval do nálady: "Ja sa vám tu môžem na to (censured). Načo zvoníš ty (censured)? Všetci vystúpte, mám poruchu!"

Nikto sa ani nepohol, nebrali ho vážne. Zavrel dvere a pohol sa. Prešiel dva metre mimo zastávku a otvoril dvere: "Mám poruchu! Vystúpte! Všetci von!"

Všetci vystúpili. Hneď za ním šiel rovnaký autobus. Tým, čo predtým sedeli, sa ušli už len miesta na státie.

Niektorá ďalšia zastávka bola tá moja. Pred nami šiel celý čas ten "pokazený" autobus. Ľudia na zastávke vraveli: "Už si to videl niekedy, aby šli za sebou dva rovnaké autobusy?"

Declaration

How to solve this: Are you my Christmas present or just another give-me-more? I would share my experience of life with you, if you want to. Can you help me to find out who am I? How to live?

Be gentleman and don´t seduce me. If you are interesting in body contact only, let me be, I am not your True Love.

Inspiring..

I came home and my mirror felt down on the floor, and it was not broken. Similar feeling like with the chestnuts in my hand. I had them in a paper bag with two departments :) one for hot chestnuts, the other for trash. When I hold the for a while, they made my hand hot.

Anyone going with me to the concert? Tickets are for free! Let me know! Or I will just ask someone.. random choice. I do not hesitate to ask when I don´t mind what the answer will be..

Tell me about your dreams and I will show you my imagination. Or rather vice versa?