Cynical

When I meet a man, I ask myself: "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Rita Rudner, comedian

Moon in my room

I wonder how would I sleep, since the moon is shining into my room. Watching stars yesterday, I wished something as we saw a falling star, but I realized that it was an airplane.. :)

And then, when I just stopped thinking of you, I met you and I was happy that you have a girlfriend, because I can talk to you without thinking what you will think.

And after today´s evening, I understand the feeling of my ex-flat-mate, is it worth to have friendship only for few month until she/he will go back to her country? It is different from when I was abroad eager meeting people and when I am at home talking to foreigners.

Black socks

I really like to wear black socks, but I have seriously problems with them. Most of the time I buy some pairs and hope I can use them at least one month! Last time I have bough 9 pairs and in two weeks I didn´t have any.

The mysterious thing about black socks is, that my father puts in the washing machine all the black socks he can find at home. All the black socks of all sorts, all at once. The reason is very simply: he refuses to wash his T-shirt with someone´s socks, so he just waits till there are enough dirty socks for a full washing machine.

Imagine it. 50 pairs of socks, 100 pieces.

When the machine stops, the easier part of washing socks is done. Now the difficult one: please make pairs of them!

This is so difficult, that after each washing each family member has a deficit of 30 %. After first washing I have from my 9 identic pairs only six, then only four, then only three .. and then, today, I have 7 socks, but I am not able to make pairs of them :)

Right now I am searching for someone who could be my socks sponsor :)
Yes, I am open also for girls, boys and companies!

An ad

In front of the building of Slovak Broadcasting Orchster, there are 2 boards.

On the first one, there is written: We play every Wednesday really cool music.

On the second one: Boring? Let´s listen to a radio!

How to congratulate

Today a friend has a namesday. We have decided to send her a message. Since there were six of us, we have created a sentence of 6 words and each person have sent 1 word. We have send the 6 messages in 10 seconds intervals in order to make sure that she will get it in a certain order.

But the funny moment came, when she sent us a message in the middle of sending our messages, about 2 seconds after sending our first message. Telepathy :)

Surprise

My parents have decided to cancel the TV. Before that we had about 70 programmes in different languages, now we have 3, from which one is only black-and-white, the other has ghostes and the third one is an alternative one, which we have never used to watch before.

But just for falling asleep in the evenings they don´t need any pictures, sounds are quite ok :)

Holiday Summary

- 3 countries visited
- 3 flights by plane
- average temperature 30 grades
- summer camp in Sweden
- 1 week with Saška in the tent
- 100 pancakes made
- 1 evening in a stolen car
- 4 friendship kisses given and I got 3 friendship kisses from 2 different men
- 2 times falled in love, but not all the time with the men I got kisses from (hmm.. sounds strange..)
- canoeing with people I like
- making photos under the water
- wild rafting on a river which flew 2 km/h
- visit of bobor´s appartment, but he wasn´t at home
- 10 minutes of bedminton
- climbing, first in my life!
- no cigarettes, no alcohol (aaah, ok, I confess, I ate an ice cream with flavour "rum and raisins")
- night talk about "smart scouts"
- Active Fair piano concert
- fire show
- night café
- group hug night
- songs from swedish scouts, namely "ta-ra-ra-ra tarararara" and "there was a crocodile.. " and "go banana, go go banana!"
- long domino play
- crowling throug a hammer with help of a strong man
- many, many hugs
- 1 watercraft built
- volleyball match
- 4 postcards sent (2 of them from a special edition "to be continued on the other postcard")
- 1 cinema invitation
- 1 piano concert invitation
- 1 almost broken glasses, 1 burnt leg and 1 piece of wood in my finger.. and only in 1 day!
- thery of complicator (each woman has on organ more: a complicator. When a man asks something and the woman wants to answer, her answer goes through the complicator and she answers the opposite. But sometimes happens that the woman really says what she thinks, when the answer goes twice through the complicator. Thanks to this is the humankind able to make reproduction... etc)
- pyramids tea bags
- 10 mathematical jokes
- 100 % yoga
- disco-dancing on the Crazy Elefant song
- "Why do woman wash their long hairs, when they do not wear them loose afterwards?"
- "Hold me, I am cold"
- "This is a woman catcher for me, since I am single" - the answer of a black scount on a question what is the big thing for (kind of web, you perverse creatures :)
- how to gain a girlfriend: first of all, make a photo of a chosen girl. Then ask her: "Could you please give me your phone number, so I can ask you for your email adress and then send you this nice photo of you? But please, hurry, since I am leaving this evening.. " If she is not happy with that and doesn´t want to give you the phone number, try the same with her friend staying next to her
- a night in Oslo in friend´s appartment
- walking on the Opera´s roof
- I overslept my plane (almost)
- 58 minutes in a norwegian taxi trying to convince the taxi driver that he could offer me a better price and I found out that this was his first week in a new job.. he got his money, I got a hug
- a message from the Cape Town (yes, we will record the song for sure!)
- closed door in the hostel with key inside the opposite site of the door
- 1 visit of an internet cafe with no electricity
- 1 book read (Perfume - the story of a murderer)
- sunbathing and swimming in the sea
- I wonder if a black woman needs to use the sun creame?

It was fun!!!